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.001 [[Voice]]

-When the man speaks, his voice is heavily accented and...cheerfully confused.-

Eh? Where are we? This is most certainly not the Pirate Island! No stinking pirates here! Though, I would not mind the warm weather so much.

Eh? Boo? Are you alright?

-there's a definite SQUEAK and Minsc laughs heartily-

AHH! Yes, I agree! That Pirate had terrible magics! We must be somewhere near Icewind Dale! ...Or at the very least where it is very cold! HAHA!

We should try to find some kind person to help us in-

-he pauses, leaning closer, speaking louder as he apparently realizes he's holding the communicator-

Eh? What manner of magic is this, I wonder!

[[OOC: Here are four small wavs if you want an idea of what Minsc and Boo sound like]]

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Ahh, I see, I see!

-in a voice that says he doesn't actually see at all-

Tell me, voice of lady in the not so magic magic thing! Where am I?

[There's a momentary pause.]

This city is called World's End. And the names Avari, don't need to call me lady.

World's End? Avari, you speak very strange words, but Boo says you must be correct. Strange magic must have brought me here! I was trying to convince a Pirate Lord to let us into an asylum.

Eh...strange indeed~

Yeah, strange magic brings us all here. Problem is, you can't leave once you get here. It's impossible. Well, know one knows how to do it. Now and then people leave. Just don't have the decency to fill us in before they go.

Who's boo?

What?

-he seems to pause, trying to untangle the tricky words before him, a small squeak heard now and then-

Oh! I see. I think. But nothing can cage a warrior such as Minsc! NOT EVEN EVIL! And surely it is Evil which would trap Minsc here!

...Oh. Boo is my hamster.

It's evil, all right.

Your hamster?

Evil must be dealt with harshly! Else it tries to do nasty things to the unwary!

Ooh. Yes. Boo is my companion. He is the only Miniature Giant Space Hamster in the Realms!

Couldn't have said it better, myself. 'Sides, the quicker you're done the more... generous your benefactors.

...A what?

Ah! Are you a mercenary for the face of good as well?

Miniature giant space hamster!

Aye, mercenary work is my trade. More of a weapon smith by craft, though.

...The hell is that?

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