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-The voice that one hears is cultured, faintly accented but infinity tired and worried. As if he's been reading everything and doesn't like it one bit-

I say...does anyone need any assistance? I would gladly offer my humble assistance in any situation to which I can circumvent a possibly negative occurrence that would prove unfavorable to one or the masses at large.

NO! SUCH THINGS I SEE!

They cannot have the little children that inhabit this place! Children are precious and very small!

Some of them at least? I do not recall seeing very many, but there are young ones and that is similar enough. Evil is not always picky, I think. BOO will go for the eyes and my sword will take care of the rest!

-There is a pause as Minsc familiarizes himself with the system once more. He';s been off doing manly things for Avari and generally being too awesome a hero to look at the terminal. Woe Minsc. Woe-

So many new arrivals! It gladdens my large heart as much as it makes me angry and sad! So many taken from their homes in the dead of night like so many pretty jewels stolen by a sneaky thief!

Eh...not that people are jewels but some wear enough to be mistaken I tell you this, yes!

HAHA!

-There is a loud squeak from Boo and Minsc chuckles-

I am sure many of them are on the side of good, Boo! We need not worry! And if they are of evil my boot will find their backsides! Mine and the task force's!

I tell you...this fog is most unpleasant...

It is thicker than pea soup. And pea soup is very thick, but green. At least the fog is not green, right Boo?

-from somewhere on his person, a hamster squeaks-

Oh...right, right! Eh? Whose there!

...Ehhh? I could have sworn I felt someone tugging on my arm. Oh! Your nose twitches, Boo! We should take shelter, but this may also be an excellent time to pursue evil! None shall see me... though my battle cry may give me away.

-another small squeak and Minsc pauses-

Inside? Ah, yes! It might be prudent this day to wait for Evil to seek us out! Now...which way to Zelda's. Boo, you lead with your tiny, twitchy nose!

Current Mood: happy

-There's the sound of squealing rat men, the sick wet sound of metal cleaving through flesh, and that chittering, hissing noise at first. Minsc's voice breaks through, bellowing for all he's worth-

RAUGH! Jump on my sword while you can evil, I WON'T be as gentle!

-onward he slogs, bellowing a challenge to the beasts. You can almost fancy you hear a tiny squeak from somewhere on Minsc. Boo is full of fierce rage as well!-

We must move onward! There are others in danger from these stinky, overgrown kobolds! You will get out of my way or meet my blade and become acquainted with it in painful ways!!

Make way, villainy! Hero coming through!!

Current Music: The sounds of battle

Regina...she was...that we have found...

-for a moment, Minsc actually seems at a loss for words before an angry scream of pure, unfiltered, manly rage encompasses him-

RRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHH! LULLABYE AND GOODNIGHT, EVIL! SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND HOPE THAT I COME SWIFTLY IN THE NIGHT TO RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB! THERE WILL BE NO PEACEFUL REST FOR YOUR WICKEDNESS!

-There's a long, indignant squeak here as Boo apparently dispels his own small but mighty rage-

Ooh...

-weak chuckle-

Quite an outburst there, Boo. I would...I would tremble in my boots if I were evil. Wouldn't you, Prince?

-he sighs-

Come...we should eh...attend...

This murderer will not go unpunished! BUTTS WILL BE LIBERALLY KICKED IN GOOD MEASURE! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

-a tiny squeak-

Boo...you best stay inside today. If there are lions about, they may think of you as a handy, travel-sized snack!

I do not understand what has happened in this city...but I can only sense that the evil has gotten MORE evil! It's around round every corner, so be careful not to step in any.

-muttering-

It seeps into the crevices and cracks and widens the cobble-stoned walkways until those who are righteous and good TRIP AMONGST THE EVIL!

-Boo squeaks in small but mighty fury at this injustice-

Eh? Yes, of course, Boo! Everyone will know that you are the most handsome and smartest of miniature giant space hamsters! And together you and I are Minsc and Boo!

-sound of steel being brandished here-

-When the man speaks, his voice is heavily accented and...cheerfully confused.-

Eh? Where are we? This is most certainly not the Pirate Island! No stinking pirates here! Though, I would not mind the warm weather so much.

Eh? Boo? Are you alright?

-there's a definite SQUEAK and Minsc laughs heartily-

AHH! Yes, I agree! That Pirate had terrible magics! We must be somewhere near Icewind Dale! ...Or at the very least where it is very cold! HAHA!

We should try to find some kind person to help us in-

-he pauses, leaning closer, speaking louder as he apparently realizes he's holding the communicator-

Eh? What manner of magic is this, I wonder!

[[OOC: Here are four small wavs if you want an idea of what Minsc and Boo sound like]]

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Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge.

When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!

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