Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge.

-The voice that one hears is cultured, faintly accented but infinity tired and worried. As if he's been reading everything and doesn't like it one bit-

I say...does anyone need any assistance? I would gladly offer my humble assistance in any situation to which I can circumvent a possibly negative occurrence that would prove unfavorable to one or the masses at large.